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Pakistan Sent Seven Players Home and Accidentally Found a Number Nine Who Hits Nine Sixes

Razaullah was going to spend his summer playing club cricket in Cleethorpes. Instead he took Joe Root with his fourth ball in Test cricket, came in at nine, and hit 81 off 63 with nine sixes. The board that found him is the same board that had to lose seven players first.

12 Sep 20265 min read
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