Standing Grudges

Held, in this order, since before the site. Each one is linked to the last piece where it was aired, if it has been. The unlinked ones are waiting.

1. Fielding.I drop dollies and catch screamers. There is no middle ground and no explanation.Not yet aired in print
2. Shit bowlers getting wickets.Nothing, at nothing, three for 20. I run in as hard as I can and go for 40.Last aired here
3. Being given out when I am actually out.Plumb. Middle stump. Still not over it.Not yet aired in print
4. The cold side of the pillow turning warm after exactly 45 seconds.Full cosmic refund requested. No reply.Not yet aired in print
5. The ECB and the word "rigorous."Every process is rigorous. Every outcome is Sussex.Not yet aired in print
6. The PCB's lazy Susan.Seven out, seven in, spin it again.Not yet aired in print
7. The ICC Anti-Corruption Unit's one sentence.It has said it about every over it has ever looked at. It could go on a cushion.Last aired here
8. Cricket Australia's venue tourism.Lose in Darwin, play the next one in Mackay.Not yet aired in print
9. The east coast.Everything starts at 7am and finishes at work.Not yet aired in print
10. The BCCI being fine.Whatever it is, it's fine. It's always fine.Not yet aired in print
11. Inventory.Cricket, as described by the people who sell it.Not yet aired in print
12. Franchise names.Sunrisers Leeds. Say it in Leeds.Not yet aired in print
13. Bet builders.Six legs, one dream, no chance.Not yet aired in print
14. Fast bowlers after midnight.Nothing good has ever happened.Not yet aired in print
15. Australia beating South Africa.A domestic dispute, every time.Not yet aired in print

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